Here is the blog post I took WAY too long to write for you all! There's a list of 50 'dirty' questions I found online to get you all horned up afterward to make up for the fact that there are no photos of me in this blog. Sorry! I just kept forgetting to take pics of myself.
So if you get my newsletters or check my Twitter, you know I had a birthday recently.
My best friend got me this art tea cup (it came with a signed limited edition print) and it looks awesome, I love it! I was also give a Pur & Kleen shirt from the TV show and book series The Expanse which we both are into. It's super soft so I will have to do some pics in it sometime :)
Something I am really looking forward to it they got me tickets to the Trocks in April, which is basically Drag Queen ballet. I think its gonna be really fun and quite a production. You don't see men in pointe shoes too often.
I saw Captain Marvel the day before my birthday, it was pretty funny and I liked it. Wasn't the strongest Avengers movie but it was worth seeing. I had also been meaning to try Whalburgers for a while and I did. I can honestly say the burgers are delicious there, but not much else. If you are gonna go, don't bother with the fries or appetizers. Stick with burgers and beer, seriously!
I had a client on my actual birthday night for a 2 hour engagement. We celebrated with some french pastries. I couldn't decide which one to pick so he told me to get them all! (Don't worry, I didn't eat them all, or even by myself - I don't have much of a sweet tooth!) I did end up coming home with more than cakes though - I had to grab a couple things for myself, I don't get to Gaby et Jules too often. The Chocolate Royale ended up being my birthday cake that I made a wish on ;) The green apple one was the yummiest though.
And as if the world knew my birthday was coming, my second seasonal shipment from my sexton subscription to Unbound Babes came.
The theme was outer space and there is a haptic UFO vibrator in there. I have a feeling I am gonna be masturbating all weekend if I don't get any bookings this weekend :P
Speaking of the freakin' weekend.. I have some rare availability this weekend for once. So if you're the kind of person who has been waiting for a night or a weekend, now is your chance! I am also offering two fantasy dates for elite gentlemen on my Twitter, so check that out too at twitter.com/curvy_odette
Now onto the questions! XOXO Odette
1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?
I see people sometimes and I think of a catcall in my head - but I don't say it out loud. So I will see a guy and get whiplash looking at him or a girl at the gym and be like "DAAAAAAAMN" in my head - and so I understand catcalling but I am proof why you guys should be able to control yourselves!
On Monday I saw the perfect small boobs in the locker room and I almost said 'thank you' to the girl in there with me, but I stopped myself lol.
2. Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW?
I'm horniest in the afternoon or late at night.
3. What’s your favorite way to be seduced?
With a good meal and lots of presents.
4. What’s the dirtiest fantasy you’ve had at work?
Hmm... I am not telling. I don't need any of you guys trying to take it upon yourselves to deliver. I will save this fantasy for when I find the right person to fit the description lol.
5. How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance?
Turn him into a pussy eating slave probably. Put him to work lol.
6. What do you do when you get horny in public?
7. Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom?
Hell no, ew.
8. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve thought about while touching yourself?
Did I go to Wendys twice yesterday?
9. What’s the strangest prop you’ve used to get yourself off?
It's not that strange but I guess a bed post once.
10. Do you remember the first time you felt aroused? No.
11. Who gave you your first orgasm? Myself? A pillow?
12. Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like? Not exactly, I was 6. I discovered it on accident when I played the wrong way on a pile of blankets and pillows. Or did I lay the right way on them...?
13. Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never knew?
Yes lot's of times but let's not talk about those days lol.
14. What’s your favorite thing about a quickie?
Everybody gets what they want.
15. What the most sexually daring thing you’ve ever done?
Road head. Coulda died on those back roads.
16. Have you ever fantasized about fucking one of your teachers?
Like... a bunch of them?
17. Do you ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks? No, I don't have a good enough imagination.
18. And then imagine, in dirty detail, what it would be like to fuck them? Same as above.
19. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? What a silly question.
20. What inspires you to make the first move?
I'm more of a 4th-10th move maker.
21. In your opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed?
It means; if you've never asked if you are and never fished around for compliments trying to get someone to tell you if you are or not, you probably are. Any man I ever really thought was good in bed, I never had to tell him he just knew. It's more than fine to be Just Okay in bed.
But also, someone good in bed goes out of their way to research what girls like and don't like... not what guys say women like, not what mens magazines say we like... go on twitter, go on reddit, read articles by females. If we say wash you hands, wash those damn things. If we say don't spit on us for lube, don't fucking do it! If we say clip AND FILE your nails... get that nail file going. Don't lick our faces, don't spit all over our mouths, don't suck our lips all day, don't lead with your tongue, give us a break to breathe. Nobody likes it. Don't just lay there like a log on the bed and expect to have everything done to you. Don't spend 900 years sucking on nipples. Don't rub your sharpe beards all over our clits if thats how you keep your facial hair.
Believe it or not, I have actually invited guys I enjoyed back to my place for FREE BCD before. It's super fucking rare. SO SO SO rare - but it has happened. Two different guys over the years, two different ages and body types etc. One time I invited another person out for FREE social time. I only do this when *I* want to, not when gents offer. No one should ever ask for this or expect this from a lady, but I am just saying - these were guys who were respectful in bed.
You can either be good in bed or you can get your "services" performed on you. You cant have both.
22. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend because you just couldn’t help yourself?
No. Every time I ever cheated I could have always 'helped myself'. We can always 'help' ourselves. What are we, blameless or something?
23. Have you ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush?
Who hasn't? Doesn't make it ok to do to someone, but I'm in no place to judge.
24. Do you have a go-to masturbation fantasy?
I have several. Lesbians are always great. I have a weird fetish for Micro Bikinis. Pussy pump videos. Lactation vids... etc etc
25. What kind of porn turns you on? I feel like I just said. But if there's a penis or a face in it... mood killed.
26. Have you ever had sex with your eyes closed? .... what? All the time? Sometimes I like to focus on the other senses.
27. Have you ever blindfolded or handcuffed your partner? Yep
28. Does naughty talk get you aroused? Eh not really, I think it sounds silly and I am not good at it myself.
29. Are you sure about that, my dirty little forest nymph of a sex goddess? LOL more sure than ever.
30. What’s the dirtiest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex? Once a boyfriend sucked his cum out and spit it into my mouth afterwards. Fun fact. It's been a while since I had a BF.
31. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing? Sort of. I had this male neighbor who had obnoxiously loud sex with a girl with the windows open. I got fed up with it and would call my best friend and make fun of them with my window open so they could hear me. I gave a play by play of the girls body, the dudes dick, her fake sounds, her peeing afterwards, if I thought she really came or not... they never fucked with the windows open again and he moved out eventually.
32. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission? LOL sort of. I used to swing with couples back in the day, so Ive seen a thing or two.
33. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their “third”?
Positively if they got that money.
34. What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body? People say nice things all the time but I am not sure if I really believe them lol!
35. When’s the last time you had a vivid sex dream? It's been too long!
36. What do you think an orgy would be like?
Awesome, and I am trying to plan one for June.
37. Have you ever propositioned a total stranger? Once I slid my business card into the windshield wiper of a dad at my son's school. He was republican so I thought he would be down for paid sex. He never emailed lol - but we made eye contact the rest of the year.
38. What does your ideal one-night stand look like? The cute girl from the Apple store finds me on Instagram and DMs me and I take her out. After a long night of licking and scissoring we have breakfast in the morning and I never see her again.
39. How long does it take you to get yourself off, on average? To give an average I would have to start timing myself and gathering data, but with a toy and porn it can be anywhere from 20 seconds to 40 minutes. With just a guy and no toy it can be anywhere from 45 minutes to never.
40. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on? When a chick has breast implants and her nips don't point in the same direction. I don't know why but I love that. If her boobs are normal then that freaks me out.
41. Have you ever had a naughty dream about a close friend or family member? No, thank god.
42. Have you ever woken up humping your pillow? Lol no.
43. When’s the last time you orgasmed in your sleep? Never?
44. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you while hooking up? Farting.
45. Do you like touching yourself in front of the people you sleep with? I am really body conscious so no.
46. What’s the dirtiest text you’ve ever sent or received? How am I supposed to remember that?
47. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn? Professional but I have friends that like amateur better.
48. What’s your favorite blowjob technique? There's techniques? No wonder I am doing it wrong lol.
49. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive? A submissive.
50. Is there anything you won’t do in bed? For clients, there's lots of stuff I won't do, in a relationship it's a little more open.