How to Book an Escort

By now, you have realized whether or not you are ready and mature enough to hire a sex worker, but how do you go about it? How do you make sure you are choosing the right person? It's easier than you think!

Step One: Read Her Booking Info

Most reputable ladies will have a website. Even if there is no website on their ad, if you google their working name and city, a website will pop up. Some ad sites don't allow us to post our websites for legal reasons. You should pay special attention to her booking requirements. If the lady requires screening or a deposit, but you have no intention of doing so, you have chosen the wrong escort for you.

Another page to take note of is her etiquette page, if she has one. This will detail what you can expect during a booking and how she will expect you to behave. Many of your burning questions can be answered in the FAQ or Etiquette sections of a ladies' website. The most important page to look at is the page with her rates. You should familiarize yourself with what the companion charges so you can be sure you have brought the correct amount to your date. There's nothing more annoying or rude than a man showing up to a booking, pulling cash out of his pockets, and asking, "how much was it again?"

Step Two: Get Your Ducks in a Row

AKA: Have your information ready. Most professionals require *some* form of screening to book an appointment. Whether that is references from other providers, a full photo ID, a LinkedIn Page, Social Media, Work Emails, a non-burner phone number etc... varies widely from lady to lady. If you don't like the method of screening a companion has listed on her website and are thinking about emailing her to ask if you can circumvent it, you have chosen the wrong escort for you.

There are plenty of escorts who require no screening at all, but they may not be the ones you really want to spend time with. You will either need to look for someone else or consider the safety of the person you are hiring and give over the info. Once you have this information handy, it really is best to have it available within the first two messages.

Step Three: Check Your Calendar

Have a specific date in mind when you contact a companion, and contact her well before that date and time. While a small selection of escorts do take same-day appointments, you will find that a significant majority do not. As nice as it would be to think so, many of us are not lying around in full makeup and lingerie - just waiting for a call. We have lives and dreams and maybe even other jobs. Maybe the man who thought to book early has our time today. The early bird gets the worm. Be the bird if you can.

It's 1000x easier for us if you just tell us when you are, and are not, available rather than ask us when we are open. Make her life easier and she will reward you for it ;)

Step Four: Compose Your Point of Contact

Her website or ad will list her preferred contact method. You may want to text or call to set up a date, but if there is no phone number, that means she really doesn't want a call. You will have to send an email. Having a companion's phone number is, unfortunately, a privilege that many abuse. This has caused countless ladies to remove their numbers from ads. Whatever her preferred method is (which you will know because you spent time reading her website like a good client would), make sure to introduce yourself, list your requested time and date, be polite, and offer to send her the information she requests. Below are a couple of graphics I saved from Twitter a while back that I sometimes send as a response to the men who email me "hey."

Whatever you do, your first contact should be short, to the point, polite, contain the required information for her to write back, and be respectful. You should absolutely not wax poetic about your sexual fantasies or your personal self too much. The more to the point, the more your email will stand out in a sea of time wasters.

Step Five: Confirm Your Date

Unless contacted previously, you should always reach out to the companion after you have both agreed to meet in order to confirm the date and to receive pertinent information; like her detailed contact info or address for where you will be meeting.

Step Six: Be Prepared

Make sure you have obtained the correct amount of cash beforehand. Every escort I know prefers to have the money given in an unsealed envelope rather than straight handed to them as cash. You'll get bonus points if you stick it in a book you think she might enjoy, a hallmark card (again, unsealed) or an empty giftbag. These are much more discreet than just handing her money.

You don't need to dress up fancy to meet a companion, but you should be dressed discreetly. If you are meeting at her incall location, dress casually but nicely. If you are meeting at a hotel, dress like a businessman if you can. You will blend in. One good thing about the Covid-19 pandemic is the commonplace practice of mask-wearing. I would personally suggest that every client (regardless of political affiliation) wears a mask once they exit their vehicle until they are at their companion's door. This will make you blend in, and no one will recognize you. You should, of course, remove it before entering your companion's doorway. This is especially helpful in hotels where front desk staff might suspiciously see you come in and leave an hour later. If you're wearing a mask, they probably won't even notice you, but without one, they might recognize your face on the way out and think, 'didn't I just see that guy an hour ago?'

Most importantly, be clean. If you are coming from work, it behooves you to stash a disposable toothbrush or some mouthwash in your glovebox the day before, maybe even some deodorant. You should ask if you can take a shower when you arrive if a shower is available. If she asks you to take one, always take it. Being the kind of guy who is worried about losing five minutes of a 60-minute booking due to showering is a huge turn-off. Better to have 55 minutes of fun than to have one hour of a sex worker who won't go down on you because your balls stink of sweat from the car ride over. Make sure to dry off thoroughly, too; jumping on an escort's bed (or hotel bed) all wet is a quick way to get added to the 'Do not see' (DNS) list!

Step Seven: Finally, Have fun!

Relax and be yourself. Don't have too many expectations, and don't come with a list of 100 things you want to try. Communicate a few things you like and enjoy the ride. Always ask for consent before you do something, and always communicate to your companion. She's here to ensure you have an excellent time.